Showing posts with label Friday's Monsterous Encounter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friday's Monsterous Encounter. Show all posts

22 April 2011

Monsterous Encounters - The Little Doubt Monster

*Please note that some of the terrifying scenes in the post may be offensive to sensitive viewers.

Doubt is a monster most foul.

A fanged shaggy beast that preys on the insecurities of fun loving human beings the planet over.

The Little Doubt Monster waits until you are out of your comfort zone. This monster waits until you are engaged in a new project or are doing something that really really matters in your life and then it starts to share its doubt-filled vibes with you.

What if I fail?
What if I am not good enough?
What if I am too fat?
What if I am too skinny?
What if I am too good looking?
Maybe I am not as amazing as everybody thinks I am?

These are the types of questions that the Little Doubt Monster feeds upon daily as it runs wild in our streets...
The Little Monster of Doubt likes to remind you of past failures or fears and then uses your insecurities to limit your awesomeness.

But let it be know that the past is behind you and anything that you can imagine can be brought into manifestation. You are a child of the Universe and it will take a lot more than a Little Doubt Monster to stop you living your dreams.
So, next time you hear a little monster whispering words of doubt into your ear take a stand. Grab the little critter, place him on the ground, lift your foot and

CRUNCH !!!
The truth is that you are more amazing than you could ever imagine and there is no need to ever doubt yourself.

Doubt does not serve. Trust in yourself and let nothing stand in the way of your dreams.



With the truth at your side no little monster stands a chance.











This BLOG post was fully supervised by the SPCM (Society for the Prevention  of Cruelty to Monsters) and NO monsters were harmed during the drawing of any of these little pictures.

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for another  
monsterous encounter
ha ha ha ha ha (ominously evil laugh)



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25 March 2011

Friday's Monsterous Encounter - The Little Tickle Monster

Some monsters are naughty, some scary, other monsters are inconvenient and then there are those little monsters that simply cannot be classified.

This week we encounter just such a monster...

The Little Tickling Monster is a hexo-armed abomination designed to do one and only one thing, to tickle. Happy vibrant orange coloration, 6 super-ticklish hands and a big smile, the Tickling Monster is responsible for each and every act of tickling that takes place on the lower 3 dimensions of incarnation.

As we all know tickling makes you laugh, but hidden behind this external display of happiness is an experience of inner torment and squirming.

Earthworms are meant to squirm, but when the Tickling Monster is around no little human being is safe.
As usual, here on the Little Human Being Blog we do not just sit and point out the problems, but also dispense practical advise for dealing with monsters.

There are only 4 things you can do if you find yourself set-upon by the Tickling Monster.
  1. Scream - man or woman, young or old,  this is one of those situations where screaming always helps. (If you find yourself laughing too much and cannot breath skip step one and move on to points 2 to 4.)
  2. Squirm - if you can try and squash or disable one of the tickling hands.
  3. Run - far and fast
  4. This, the 4th step was developed by the KGB late in the cold war -the tickle back - it seems so obvious that few ever use this defense. If you find yourself being tickled by any monsterous being simply tickle them in return, trying to tickle harder and more ticklish-er. The horrendous experience of being tickled back will cause the Tickling Monster to turn and flee...

Sometimes the best defense against love and laughter is happier, bigger love and laughter.


With the truth at your side no little monster stands a chance.

Check-in next Friday
for another
monsterous encounter
ha ha ha ha ha (ominously evil laugh)




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