Showing posts with label monsterous encounter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monsterous encounter. Show all posts

22 July 2011

Monsterous Encounters - The Little Failure Monster

*Please note that some of the monsterous scenes in the post may be offensive to sensitive viewers.


Failure always leaves a bitter taste in ones mouth.

A nasty, horned little critter, the failure monster is always waiting to feed on people's success.


Sometimes you are aware of the fact that the little failure monster is following you, but more often that not this monster is silently stalking you in the shadows, waiting to appear without warning and steal your dreams and success.
Despite all the fear based hype surrounding this adversary, failure is actually an awesome adversary. While many have encountered the failure monster and come off second best there are many more little human beings just like yourself who have gone the distance and ended up at a place called...

TRIUMPH!

The failure monster enters your life to strengthen you. Once conquered this monster gifts learning, wisdom and fortitude. It is only those that avoid challenges, growth, betterment that never see the possibility of failure before them.

The greater the challenges you engage, the larger the failure monster becomes. The larger the possibility of failure that you conquer, the greater your reward.



You can accomplish more than you can ever dream. Know this, and when you next see the failure monster know that this little monster is simply a sign that you are aspiring to ever increasing heights.



With the truth at your side no little monster stands a chance.




This BLOG post was fully supervised by the SPCM (Society for the Prevention  of Cruelty to Monsters) and NO monsters were harmed during the creation of any of these little pictures.

Thank you for sharing and showing support :)





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20 July 2011

NEW Monsterous Encounter - Coming Friday

This Friday we launch the first an entirely new set of MONSTEROUS ENCOUNTERS...

For the uninitiated, for the unexposed, Monsterous Encounters is where human beings get to encounter some of the most fearsome beasts and monsters up close and personal without endangering their current incarnation status.

This new, upgraded series of Monsterous Encounters shall be quite aptly launched with an encounter with the LITTLE FAILURE  MONSTER - a monster that has been lurking around Little Human Being since we launched in February this year. I am proud to announce that the new super cool, amazingly stylish Monsterous Encounters will put an end to any chance of failure that may be lurking in the shadows.


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15 April 2011

Friday's Monsterous Encounter - The Little Anger Monster

This week on Friday's Monsterous Encounter we come up against the Little Monster of Anger.

Anger is a fire breathing monster that we all have encountered.

Sharp long claws, many beeeeeg teeth and a rather nasty temperament.

Hidden behind the veils of false smiles and the inability to say "NO," we encounter this terrifying little beast.

What few people know is that the Little Anger Monster is a pack animal. Usually it takes the culmination of a few unforeseen incidents for this monster to awaken. Take a few little irritating incidents, add them together over an extended period of time, throw in yet another long queue at the bank with an incompetent bank teller and suddenly ***WHAM***

The little anger monster is on the scene - with all his friends

So, how do we rid ourselves of this menace? Anger is the opposite of peace, balance and harmony. If love strengthens the anger weakens.

Since anger is a pack animal it usually takes a mulit-faceted approach to defeat it. There are many recipes on sites across the internet for getting rid of the Little Anger Monster, below is a common and easy one:

Recipe for Peace and Happiness:

Next time you head to the mall for some retail therapy invest in the following:

A lifetime of happy days with friends and family
A smile for each day of the week
Enough forgiveness to embrace all of your memories
A slab of good chocolate at least once a week - NB
A warm hug for each special person in your life.
At least 3 doses of exercise a week.
A willingness to adapt and change,
and last, but not least, the ability to say "Thank YOU" from the heart..

With the following recipe you will discover that anger is not such a big monster. It is your inability to forgive yourself afterwards that is the real problem.

Embrace forgiveness, release your anger, open your heart, awaken your love and share your magic with the world.


With the truth at your side no little monster stands a chance.



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25 March 2011

Friday's Monsterous Encounter - The Little Tickle Monster

Some monsters are naughty, some scary, other monsters are inconvenient and then there are those little monsters that simply cannot be classified.

This week we encounter just such a monster...

The Little Tickling Monster is a hexo-armed abomination designed to do one and only one thing, to tickle. Happy vibrant orange coloration, 6 super-ticklish hands and a big smile, the Tickling Monster is responsible for each and every act of tickling that takes place on the lower 3 dimensions of incarnation.

As we all know tickling makes you laugh, but hidden behind this external display of happiness is an experience of inner torment and squirming.

Earthworms are meant to squirm, but when the Tickling Monster is around no little human being is safe.
As usual, here on the Little Human Being Blog we do not just sit and point out the problems, but also dispense practical advise for dealing with monsters.

There are only 4 things you can do if you find yourself set-upon by the Tickling Monster.
  1. Scream - man or woman, young or old,  this is one of those situations where screaming always helps. (If you find yourself laughing too much and cannot breath skip step one and move on to points 2 to 4.)
  2. Squirm - if you can try and squash or disable one of the tickling hands.
  3. Run - far and fast
  4. This, the 4th step was developed by the KGB late in the cold war -the tickle back - it seems so obvious that few ever use this defense. If you find yourself being tickled by any monsterous being simply tickle them in return, trying to tickle harder and more ticklish-er. The horrendous experience of being tickled back will cause the Tickling Monster to turn and flee...

Sometimes the best defense against love and laughter is happier, bigger love and laughter.


With the truth at your side no little monster stands a chance.

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18 March 2011

Friday's Monsterous Encounter - The Litttle Monster of Self -pity

This week on Friday's Monsterous Encounter we do battle with the Little Monster of Self-pity.

The Little Monster of Self-pity is a very sad monster indeed. Spineless and weak the Little Self-pity Monster revels in the personal troubles and problems of the person it latches onto. Even if there are no real problems in its victim's life, the Little Monster of Self-pity will create woe and unhappiness in the mind.

The Little Monster of Self-pity convinces its victim of the injustice in the world and is very good at showing any person where life has been unfair.

As with any little monster, there is always a knight in shining armor willing to come and save the day. Today we have chosen the power of change to assist us in our conquest of this villainous villain. If you look honestly into your life and you find that the Little Self-pity Monster has made its way into your reality, know that it is time for CHANGE.


Change is a wonderful ally. Change knows no limitations. Change can operate between worlds, it brings newness into you life, it can bring newness into your thoughts and it can even bring newness into your emotional state - all you have to do is welcome change into your world.

If you take a closer look at the Self-pity Monster you will see that the first thing it removes in your life is courage. As you let change remove the objects that feed the little monster, make sure that you arm your self with courage.

Courage will carry you through the tough changes all the way to the newness you deserve. Remember that even if you cannot change a situation you can change your thoughts about it, or the way you react to it.

Find your courage and use it to carry change into your world. As the wave of courage and newness grows it will surely bring pride and joy into your life...

With the truth at your side no little monster stands a chance.




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11 March 2011

Friday's Monsterous Encounter - The Little Monster of Regret

This Friday we encounter the Little Monster of Regret.

Notice the sad woeful expression - The Little Regret Monster is always sad.
Notice the strained eyes always focused on the past. Notice the ghost-like form of a monster that can follow a man no matter where he runs, no matter where he tries to hide. Notice those venomous fangs. With time the Little Regret Monster can poison the destiny of even the most beautiful being.

It is evident that we are dealing with a well adapted monster. Thousands of years of evolution have honed this little critter into quite the adversary.

Despite its arsenal of venom and woefulness the Little Regret Monster can be conquered.
Regret always lives in the past. As soon as you begin to live your life in the present moment the Little Regret Monster loses all its power.

Regret poisons you slowly, but there is an antidote to this venom. If you suspect that the Little Regret Monster has bitten you, you can do the following:
Find a quiet space where you will not be disturbed.
Search through your memories of the past.
Find if there are any memories that have been poisoned my the Little Regret Monster.
If you find a poisoned memory take time to view it honestly and completely.
Once viewed take a healthy serving of forgiveness and apply it to the memory.

Forgiveness of Self is an amazingly powerful ally. As you apply it to your past it allows you to bring your energy into the present.

As you bring your consciousness into the present moment you will find that your passion for life grows and your future unfolds magically before you.


Find the forgiveness and the passion in your heart, let them grow, and then let them overflow into your life...

With the truth at your side no little monster stands a chance.



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